Hate sms

Hate sms

1. I want to feel, your sweet embrace, But don't take that paper bag, off of your face.

2.  I love your smile, your face, and your eyes- Damn, I'm good at telling lies! 

3.  My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife, Marrying you, screwed up my life. 

     I see your face, when I am dreaming, That's why I always wake up screaming.

 

4.  My love, you take my breath away, What have you stepped in, to smell this way.

5.  My feelings for you, no words can tell, Except for maybe "go to hell". What inspired    this amorous rhyme? Two parts vodka, one part lime.

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6. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.  But the roses are   wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your 
   head.

7. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot, This describes everything you are not.