Funny sms

Funny sms

1.  Past is “XPERIENCE”
     Present is “XPERIMENT”
     Future is “XPECTATION”
     Use ur “XPERIENCE” in ur “XPERIMENT” 2 fulfil ur   “XPECTATION!”

 2. a) B quite in d class coz others r Sleeping!!!
    b) Don’t forget 2 carry ur book coz it works as a Pillow!!!
    c) 2 keep d campus clean b Absent!!!


3.  Husband: Kal mere khawab mein ek larki aaye thi. Wah! Kia Larki thi!
    Wife: Akeli ayee hogi?
    Husband: Tum ko kaise pata?
   Wife: Uska Husband mere khawab mein aaya tha!


4.  in case of loose motions:
     ruk ruk ruk arey baba ruk
     in case of qabz:
    na tu aaye gi na e chain aaye ga
    in case of gas trouble:
    hawa hawa ae hawa khushbu luta de
    after coming out of bathroom:
   juda ho k bhi tu muje me khin baqi hai




5.  *Love before Marriage*
       Janu… agar tum naii to mein b nahi,
       mei nahi to tum nahi…
     *Love after Marriage*
     “baghairta”…Aj tu nahi ya mein nahi


6.  God thought that since
     he couldn’t b everywhere
     he made a mother.
    Then devil thought that
    he couldn’t be everywhere
    he made a mother-in-law. 


7.  Worlds shortest jokes:
     1) 2 Women r sitting quiet.
     2) 2 Sardars r playing chess.
     3) GirlFriend pays the bill…!!!
            Need more???
      U r beautiful.


8.  A young girl after her honeymoon
     came fully exhausted and tired,
    When her friends asked her what happened?
     She replied :
     When this 70 year old bastard told me
    he has saved a lot from last 50 years,
   “I thought It was MONEY”


9.  TEACHER:
     what is the different between
     problem and challenge????
     STUDENT:3boys+1girl=problem
     1boy+3girls=challenge..


10. Cricket is getting excited day by day with the introduction of ICL n T20…
      Same rules should be applied in Examz!
      (1) Exams Timing Should Be Reduced To One Hour.
      (2) Power Play - No Invigilator In Exam Hall For 1st 15 mins.
      (3) Cheer Leaders - To Dance After Every Right Answer Written.
      (4) Strategic Time-Out - Time For Students For Discussion.
      (5) Super Over - Chance For Students To Form Their Own Question


11.  u r…
      A B C D E F G H I J K L
      A=Aachhe
      B=Briliant
      C=Cool
      D=Dashing
      E=Emotional
      F=Fantastic
      G=Great
      H=Hot
      I=Intelligent
          &
     JKL=Joke Kaisa Laga.