Naughty sms

Naughty sms

1. A Short thing
    It gets Longer
    when U hold it
    N pass between
    women Breasts
    N enters into
    A hole
   What is it?
   1 min 2 think!
    Car Seat Belt
   U dirty mind. 


2. School mein bachche ke papa ne teacher se kaha: Madam ji thodi aap koshish karo, thodi hum karte hain,  bachcha to nikal hi jayega...!

3.  Ek bus mein ladko aur ladkiyo ki team bani antakshari khelne ke liye.
    Girls: Hum tumko harakar dikhayenge..
    Boys: Hum haar gaye, chalo ab dikhao.

    Why do guys always have to say:
    I'm going to court you now for u to be my girl.
   Isn't it nicer to say:
    Just love me now and be my girl and I'll court u forever!


4. 1 larki Njoomi say, Mray liye sitara konsa hy?
    Njoomi tumhary bachy kitny hy? Larki boli.11.
    Njoomi,tumhary liye Sabz Sitara sahi rhay ga

 

5.  What is it?
      5 mins 6 mins think!
      Car Seat Belt
      U dirty mind.

6.   Notice ur phone got heavier with this message ?
      It contains load of love, affection and prayers to keep u happy n safe.
     Hav a nice sleep, Good night!

7. It's a lovely msg to a lovely person from a lovely frnd on a lovely reson at lovely time from a lovely mind in a lovely style to say u gud nit.Swt Drmz.

8. Two devils came in my dreams and they said we want to disturb a nice person. so i gave ur name. But,they said that they can't disturb their boss. Gud n8.

9.  Skin meets Skin
      When is that
      the skin meets skin,
      hair meets hair
     n balls disappear..
     dirty mind
     its when
     u BLINK UR EYES 


10. Here r 1000 Good Night KISSES 4U, take 1 now put d other 999 under UR pillow & whenever U need 1, feel free 2 take 1, just remember its from ME... Hav a g8 nite!


11.  A man to Santa: Ur friend iz kissing ur wife in ur home.
       Santa rushes home and came back within half an hour n
       slapped the man n said: He's not my friend.


12.  Jeeto: If I die what'll u do?
      Santa: I may also die.
      Jeeto: Why? 
      Santa: Some time 2 much of happiness can also kill a man.


13.  Boy:Y did Gandhi GE have no hair on his head?
       Teacher:Its sign of Intelligence.
       Boy:Ohh! Now I AM understand Y girls have so Long Hair!