Kiss sms

Kiss sms

1. Kisses blown are kisses wasted.
    kisses are not kisses unless they are tasted.
   kisses spread germs and germs are hated.
   but you can kiss me baby i am vaccinated




2. Give me 1 kiss to go to sleep.
    Give me 2 kisses to dream.
    Give me an endless row of kisses too,
    when I wake up in the morning,
    think of u as the last kiss I never forget it.





3.  if kisses were rain id send u showers,
    if fun was time id send u hrs,
    if u needed a friend id send u me!
   *Happy Birthday To You Sweetheart*




4.  Woman: Doc mery lipz py infection ho gia hy.
     Doc: KISS kitnee baar kartee ho?
    Woman: Saal main 1 time!
    Doctor: Infection nahee "ZANG" lag gayaa hy :)

5.  Kiss is not like Nokia...Connecting People
     Kiss is not like Nike..Just Do It.
     Kiss is not like Pepsi..Yeh Dil Maange More
     But Kiss is like Pan Parag..Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga
     Happy Valentines Day

Never KISS a female police,
     She will say, handz up.
     Never KISS a female doctor,
    She will say, Next plz
    Alwayz KISS a female teacher,
    She will say, repeat it 10 timez




6.  What is the kiss in view.......
     Geometry:- "Kiss is the shortest distance between 2 Lips"
     Economics:- "Kiss is that thing 4 which DEMAND is always higher than SUPPLY"
    Physics:- "Kiss is the process of charging up human bodies"
    Computer:- "Like bodies are connected without any DATA CABLE"




7.Oh!my dear Valentine!!Whats life ?Life is love. ….Whats love ?..Love is kissing..Whats kissing?
    Come here and I show you.




8. The fluffy cloud may kiss the sky, the rose may kiss the butterfly, the morning due may kiss the grass but you my friend may kiss my lips!!




9. what kisses mean!KISS ON HAND=i adore u, KISS ON CHEEK=lets be friends, KISS ON NECK=i want u, KISS ON LIPS=i love u, KISS ANYWHERE ELSE=...lets not get carried away!




10. Life is nothing without LOVE, LUV is emotion & Kiss is practical, don't get emotional yar just b practical so STOP luving and START Kissing.

11.  If a kiss was a raindrop i'd send u showers.
      If a hug was a second i'd send u hours.
      If a smile was water i'd send u a sea.
      If love was a person i'd send u me.....




12.  Where should one use perfume?
       a young woman asked.
      "Wherever one wants to be kissed,"

13.  What is Kiss? Kiss is an upper preparation for lower invasion, that will lead to further   penetation,in fast acceleration that will build the next generation.




14.  Love is blind
       Be very kind
      When I kiss you
      Please don’t mind




15.  People say
       A blessed KISS is on HEAD
       A sweet KISS is on CHEEKS
       A passionate KISS is on LIPS
       A romantic KISS is on NECK
       But seriously
       HOTTEST KISS is on
       Iron
      Try it: