Hot sms

Hot sms

• Never dance naked because the body has parts that do not stop moving when the music stops.

•  How does a vagina look before sex? Like a lovely pink rose! And after sex? Ever seen a Bulldog eating Mayonaise??

•  When I was born I got the choice, or a major dick, or a fine memory. I am not able to remember what I did choose.

• hahahahah !!!
  

       Tum BALWAN ho to apne BAL se..

       Tum DHANWAN ho to apne DHAN se.
       Tum SUNDAR ho to apne TAN se.
       Tum KOMAL ho to apne MAN se..
       Par tum jo bhi ho mere LAND se

• BUBBLI or BCHPAN K DIN

       YAAD aate hai BACHPAN ke wo HASiN DiN
       Jab BUBBLI or Ham MASTi kiya karte the
       BUBBLI LOLiPOP k Liye ROYA karte the
      HUM apni CHADI KHOL kar BABBLI MANA Liya karte the

• What is the smallest airplane in the world,a cunt... Only one man fits in it, he needs to stand, his luggage stays outside and he still gets off ...

• Are mice giving you trouble? No? Than you must have a good pussy!
  

• Himmat vs Haddi 

       Arz hai,

      "Na Himmat muj may hai,
       na meri haddi me hai;
      Na himmat muj may hai,na mere haddi me..
      Himmat to usme hai jo bina haddi ke meri chaddi me hai.

• Are these your eyes? I found them between my brests!
  

• Sex is like Nike, just do it.

• New Abbreviations

        PIA = Pain In Ur Ass
       USA = Under Skirts Activities
       PUMA = Press Untill Milk Arrive
       ARAB = After Rape Apply Balm
       CUBA = Caught Under Bra Area

• God created the world in SIX days But it took him centuries... to come up with someone...as "HOT" ... as "SEXY" ... as "Fuckable" ... *..As "YOU!" .. *

•  Text messaging is like a blow-job off an amateur prostitute; short...sweet and always cheap!!!